Last Chance To Make Your Academy Awards Predictions

Plus: Colton comes out, emo music for adults, and Top Chef continues to excel

The Academy Awards are this Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!

Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh are you ready for this?

I personally feel like I’m less and less sure with every passing hour who and what will win. And I love the suspense.

Benjamin Wood, however, is confident it will be a blowout.

He made his predictions, and if I were you, I would take those predictions into consideration while filling out your Oscar ballot.

The winner will receive a $100 gift card to the movie theater of their choice and can be used whenever they feel comfortable going to movie theaters again.

Eli and I made some predictions of our own but they’re pretty useless, tbh.

Mostly it’s just us making fanciful wishes for more speeches about milking cows.

Elsewhere on the podcast, Irene and I tackled Colton Underwoood’s problematic coming out,

and our unending love for Top Chef. I was so inspired by the salmon recipe Irene shared toward the end of the episode that I went home and prepared the same dish immediately after recording.

I added too much brown sugar, but if I’ve learned anything from Top Chef, it’s that a one–off dish does not define you. I’ll make it again, and I’ll make it right.

Speaking of taste, Jordan Davidson has a created a music guide for adults who want to hearken back to the days of black nail polish and angsty poems on MySpace.

And if you want to revel in those early aughts memories a while longer, Emily and I covered the makeovers from ANTM Cycle 6 on the Patreon.

Why, Jade? Why?

Coming up on Hive Mind

Check your inbox Tuesday morning for Shelby’s newest Dressing On The Side column in which she will announce the winner of the Shop Your Closet challenge.

And check your podcast app Tuesday morning for our Academy Awards recap and the winner of the ballot competition.